Questions. Answered faster than a Cypriot changes lunch plans.

It is made with Cyprus, not at it. The tone is family teasing: accurate, loving, occasionally dangerous, never cruel. Every card is written the way you tease family — which is to say, accurately, and only because we love them.

The Starter Pack of Cards Against Humidity: Cyprus Logic — 20 black question cards, 40 white answer cards, a one-page rule sheet, and the optional Cyprus Chaos Rules (Auntie Rule, Koumbaros Code, Zivania Rule, OPAAA!, Goat Rule, Humidity Overload).

English, with the untranslatable bits left proudly in Greek — because some things (koumbare, siga siga, the full meaning of “ela”) simply do not survive translation. No fluency required. One person at the table who has experienced Cyprus will do the rest, loudly.

3 to 10 officially, 25–45 minutes, age 16+. One Cypriot family counts as 14 to 40, depending on who heard there was food.

Preorders are open, and the deck ships by 13 December 2026 — before Christmas chaos breaks free.

Yes, and you should — it’s equipment for anyone marrying into a Cypriot family. Cheaper than therapy, works faster.

Tell us. We’ll fix it. We know a guy. Email us via the Contact page and a real human will sort it out — usually before the coffee gets cold.

Want Cyprus Logic in your café, bookshop, concept store, or family-run empire? We’d love that. Cyprus runs on relationships — use the Contact page.