Island Logic Editions presents

Cards Against Humidity: Cyprus Logic

60 cards of pure island logic. No board. No batteries. No instructions longer than a frappé order.

A funny, affectionate party game about coffee, cousins, chaos, village intelligence, siga siga, and the rules nobody wrote down. One island. Infinite cousins. Infinite logic.

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Preorder — the printed deck ships by 13 December 2026, before Christmas chaos breaks free.

Black question card: Cyprus Logic is when ____.

White answer card: The sacred ritual of opening a cold KEO

Black question card: The best thing to do during August is ____.

White answer card: Watching a British tourist turn into a tomato

White answer card: Shouting ‘re’ at strangers

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Cards Against Humidity: Cyprus Logic Starter Pack — box front with evil eye design

Inside the box

The sweatiest party game of the Mediterranean.

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20 black question cards

The setups. “Welcome to Cyprus. Brace yourself for ____.” The island asks, you answer.

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40 white answer cards

The chaos. “Summoning the aunties.” “Parking wherever feels right.” “A sudden ‘siga siga’ energy shift.”

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Rule sheet

One page. You’ll ignore it, exactly as the island intended.

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Optional Cyprus Chaos Rules

The Auntie Rule, the Koumbaros Code, the Zivania Rule, OPAAA!, the Goat Rule, and Humidity Overload.

Also included: emotional humidity, free of charge. Players 3–10 · Playtime 25–45 min · Age 16+

How to play

Simple enough to explain mid-lunch.

Draw 7 white cards. The sweatiest player becomes the Humidity Master and reads a black question card. Everyone submits their funniest white answer. The Humidity Master picks the winner. Collect black cards → become the Supreme Lord of Moisture.

Blame the humidity. Not the game.

Give away the logic

Equipment for anyone a Cypriot family has adopted without asking.

Give it to the expat who needs help, the cousin abroad, the partner meeting the family, the friend who thinks Cyprus is just beaches, or the person who still believes quick coffee means quick.

Gift the game →

Cyprus Logic card backs spread on a table

Your next family argument starts here.

What usually happens at the table

Someone denies everything, then proves every card right.

Someone insists their village is worse.

Someone’s cousin is invoked as a legal precedent.

Ready to test your Cyprus Logic?

By the second card, someone will be shouting. That’s how you know it’s working.

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